AI reception for local UK businesses

Every call answered.
Every customer booked.

Blunetic handles calls, books appointments, and follows up automatically — in your business's voice, around the clock.

67%

of booking searches happen outside business hours

43%

of Derby businesses have no online booking system

£1200

lost per day from missed after-hours enquiries

10 days

from signed agreement to fully live system

2-min immersive walkthrough

See Blunetic
in action.

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01 — The Problem & Solution

Every missed call
is a customer
lost to a competitor.

£1,200 per day

average revenue lost to missed calls, slow DMs, and no follow-up

67% of bookings searched outside opening hours
43% of local businesses have no 24/7 booking system

Blunetic closes that gap — one AI system that answers every call, DM, and enquiry 24/7, in your business's own voice.

Fix This for My Business
02 — Services

Five systems.
One business that never sleeps.

Paid + organic

Customer Acquisition Systems

Campaigns that generate high-intent enquiries and track booked consultations, not just clicks.

  • Google Ads and Meta Ads
  • Hyperlocal targeting
  • Local SEO support
Multi-channel replies

Messaging Automation

Messaging automation keeps response times low across WhatsApp, Instagram, and website chat.

  • Instant first response
  • Lead qualification
  • Reminder sequences
Trust + discovery

Reputation & Local SEO

Review automation and local SEO help more nearby customers find and trust your business.

  • Review request automation
  • Google Business Profile optimisation
  • Local visibility tracking

Customer Loyalty

Turn one-time customers into lifelong advocates with automated rewards, milestone messages, and VIP tier upgrades.

  • Points-based loyalty rewards per visit
  • Automated birthday & anniversary messages
  • VIP customer tiers for high-value customers
03 — Live Demo

Your AI agent.
Live right now.

11:43pm. A customer calls after hours. With Blunetic, the enquiry is answered, qualified, and booked before the morning.

  • Answered immediately in your business's brand voice
  • Qualified and given the right information
  • Booked into your calendar with confirmation sent automatically
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What Are You Losing?

Calculate your business's
missed revenue

Adjust the sliders to match your business and see exactly what you're leaving on the table each month.

Your Business Details

Calls per day 36
5100
Percentage of missed calls 29%
5%50%
Average revenue per appointment £165
£30£300

Your Potential Recovery

29% missed
Captured Lost
Monthly revenue lost £37,897
Annual revenue lost £454,766
Book a Demo — Recover £37,897/month →

* Estimates based on industry averages. Actual results may vary.

04 — Proof

Results businesses see
with Blunetic

Aesthetic Clinic · Derby
“Before Blunetic, we were missing evening enquiries every night. Within 6 weeks, the system had already booked appointments we would have lost. The ROI was clear in month one.”
Sarah K. — Clinical Director
+180% after-hours bookings in 90 days
4% DNA rate (down from 15%)
48hrs from sign-off to live
average ROAS on healthcare ad campaigns
60% reduction in manual admin after full implementation
< 5% DNA rate achieved — down from clinic average of 15%
05 — Pricing

Transparent pricing.
No surprises.

Simple monthly pricing with a 30-day guarantee and no long-term lock-in.

Always Open

£597/mo

+ £497 one-time setup

  • AI call agent
  • Unified inbox
  • WhatsApp confirmations
  • Monthly reporting
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Market Leader

Bespoke

+ £997 setup · Includes £500 ad spend

  • Everything in Always Growing
  • £500 ad spend included
  • Google Business Profile optimisation
  • Review automation
  • Dedicated account manager
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15 qualified customer enquiries in your first 30 days — or we keep working free until you get them. Rolling 30-day terms, cancel any time.

06 — FAQ

Common
Questions

Everything you need to know before booking your free audit.

01 How quickly can we go live?

Most businesses are fully live within 10 days. Your AI call agent is typically ready within 48 hours of sign-off, with the rest of the workflow and integrations following straight after.

02 What calendar systems do you integrate with?

We commonly integrate with Cliniko, Jane App, Acuity Scheduling, Calendly, and Google Calendar — or your existing booking system/CRM. If you use a different system, we confirm compatibility during your audit before anything goes live.

03 Is there a long-term contract?

No long-term contract. Plans run month-to-month, and you can cancel at any time. We keep clients through results, not lock-in.

04 What results do you guarantee?

We guarantee 15 qualified customer enquiries in your first 30 days. If we do not hit that target, we keep working free until you do.

07 — Get Started

Stop losing customers
after hours.

Book a free 30-minute call. We’ll map exactly where your business is leaking revenue after hours — and show you how to fix it before next week.

Fully live and booking within 10 days
15 qualified customer enquiries in 30 days — or we work free
Cancel anytime — no long-term contracts

Book your free 30-minute audit

Takes 60 seconds — no commitment, no sales scripts.